“It was a stoop sale, which is a garage sale if you live in Brooklyn, which I do. And at the stoop sale, which is like a yard sale except that it’s in Brooklyn, I got my due.”
Artist: Lana Del Rey Title: Off To The Races Album: Born To Die [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“I’m not afraid to say that I’d die without him — who else is gonna put up with me this way? I need you, I breathe you, I’ll never leave you. They would rue the day I was alone without you.
Boy you’re so crazy, baby; I love you forever, not maybe. You are my one true love. You are my one true love.”
billdixoncomedy: To me, this would be like having all the power, money, and resources to do anything you ever wanted to do creatively and in life and then co-writing and starring in a film adaptation of Candy Land.
Wow. So we’ve moved on to making movies of board games now? What’s next, Chutes and Ladders? Uno? Hungry Hungry Hippos?
“From Heaven I fall, though from earth I begin,
No lady alive can show such a skin.
I’m bright as an angel, and light as a feather,
But heavy and dark, when you squeeze me together.
Though candour and truth in my aspect I bear,
Yet many poor creatures I help to ensnare.
Though so much of Heaven appears in my make,
The foulest impressions I easily take.
My parent and I produce one another,
The mother the daughter, the daughter the mother.”
— Jonathan Swift, The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume II
Donald Trump, infamous businessman and host of “The Apprentice,” said on Wednesday he would be willing to discuss a future position in the cabinet of Mitt Romney if he’s elected,CNN reported.
“It’s certainly not something I’m looking for,” Trump said while on CNN. “It’s very early to worry about it. I think number one, he has to get the nomination; number two, he has to get elected. After that, I would certainly be open if I could do anything to help him or the country.”
As if I needed another reason to never vote for him, he goes and does this.
I swear, the GOP nomination is just turning into a giant freak show circus.
“We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations.”
Don’t forget the atrocity that was Ashlee Simpson’s performance(s).
But more importantly, I’m just kind of tired of all this misogyny within pop music. The dude in this article is right in that male singers are hardly ever thrown into this kind of situation; it’s just the girls. Honestly, it’s pop music - trashy pop music at that! Relax and just enjoy it for what it is.
Artist: Dragonette Title: Gone Too Far Album: Fixin To Thrill [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Right now I got other plans — important plans — and you’re part of them. We’re never going back again, so get outside, look at the sky: there’s not any sign of rain. No rain today on our parade, come on!”
The previous record of 255 was set by Jonathan “Super” Squibb, a three-time champ who fell to Kobayashi along with favorite son Bill “El Wingador” Simmon, a five-peater.
After the sauce settled, Kobayashi, who took home $20,000 for his forthcoming.
I hate to be that girl, but I loathe “eating contests”. It just epitomizes the stereotype that Americans are glutinous. But most importantly, take a look around the world. There are millions of people starving in countries like Ethiopia, the Congo, Libya, Haiti… even here in the US. To me, it’s just irresponsible and cruel to have contests when people are dying.
The money spent to buy and prepare that food could have done so much good in any of those countries. It’s just a waste.
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